i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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