so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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