We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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