I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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