i think my mom watched the whole time
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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