I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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