Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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