Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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