I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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