This dress was meant to end up on your floor
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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