2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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