I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i think i have herpe
just one?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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