if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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