I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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