how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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