My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
