So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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