I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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