We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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