I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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