what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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