maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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