How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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