Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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