Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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