i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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