I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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