i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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