I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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