I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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