WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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