We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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