I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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