glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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