i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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