In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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