That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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