brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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