I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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