On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
