Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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