Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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