I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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