Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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