Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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