I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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