it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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