Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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