some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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