i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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