How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I am naked and annoyed.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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