Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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