We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
