btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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