I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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